Departing from my usual analysis of technological advances and intellectual property, there is an equally captivating moment, similar to claims language used by patent boutiques and examiners.
IF YOU LOVE HILARY CLINTON AND JACK NICHOLSON: For those of you who love Jack Nicholson's climatic scene in the movie "A Few Good Men" - the "You Want the Truth?" scene, and if you love Hilary Clinton, you will love the following humor written by New York Times op-ed writer David Brooks:
BRIAN WILLIAMS: ... Senator Clinton, which issue would you like to
obfuscate next?
CLINTON: Obfuscate? Son, let me tell you the truth, because you
can't handle the truth. We live in a world with enemies. We
fight elections where people play rough. Who's going to do it?
These two pretty boys? The left-wing nutjobs in our party who sit
around watching Bill Maher?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. And
my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, leads
to victory. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about in
Santa Monica dinner parties, you want me at that podium. You
need me at that podium. And I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to the self-righteous liberals who
rise and sleep under the very blanket of the victory I provide!
I wish you'd just said thanks and went on your way. In any case,
I don't give a damn what answers you think you're entitled to!
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