Morons proclaim September 24th the World Anti-Software Patent Day

Newswires report that on September 24th, lying engineering/law morons around the world will be organizing an anti-software patent day. Liars because they are really against all patents, morons because their arguments are equally applicable to hardware patents. But they can't argue against hardware patents because that would reveal their true goal - the elimination of patents for unconstitutionally, plague-like (according to the ABA) copyright system.