conspiracies timeline

1950- now, vaccines against rubella, mumps, TB, etc, contain thymerosal and mercury and other preservatives. Now the conspiracy lunatics say the vaccines were to kill babies that WWII did not kill.

Vaccines are blamed for autism.

1990, the New Madrid (Missouri) fault mild earthquake, after it hit in 1812, US government was hiding that the USA was going to split in half by the new earthquake. No earthquake happened.

June 1994, Shoemaker-Levy comet crashed into Jupiter in several pieces. Conspiracy nuts said it was really NASA probes trying to ignite Jupiter.
It was pieces of a comet really. "Levy" was the proof that Jewish conspiracy was involved.

July 1995 Galileo probe was intentionally crashed into Jupiter, because the Shoemeaker-Levy space probes failed to ignite Jupiter. Conspiracy nuts said that the isotope based power generator was really to ignite Jupiter as a second sun, for various purposes. One of which, is to make Earth heat up and scare everyone with global warming.
Galileo was launchedc 5 years before the appearance of the Shoemaker-Levy comet.
It's impossible for humans to ignite Jupiter with any nuclear device or material

Year 2000, Y2K bug - conspiracy nuts and many yeshiva students said that January 1st 2000 all machines are going to go crazy due to refusal to fix the 2000 bug in computers. In reality, no computer malfunctioned, in Machon Meir or in any government.

2001, sept 11. "US government attacked the World Trade Center", in order to justify the war on terrorism, but really to spy on people of the world, and kidnap many people whose remains were never recovered.

2007, 2012, 2013, 2017 Nibiru scare - a planet-monster called Nibiru by Babylonians was going to collide with Earth on either of these years, and US Government was hiding it from the world, on order to capitalize on panic.

2013 (the idea invented for the Hollywood movie) the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar - the world was supposed to end, and the US Government was hiding it from the world. Hollywood made a movie about the event, which reinforced the conspiracy. Mayans and Infowars have been stupid all along.
Russia loves it though and lives in rewritten reality.

What If...NATO Hit Moscow with Phantoms

Moscow Russia had bomb siren drill the other day. How fitting if a squadron of 21th century upgraded Phantom -4Es lay sonic bomb over the city, shoot down the sheetmetal MiGs and SUs.

This song comes to mind, a rewrite of the old Luftwaffe Bomben Auf Engeland, the lyrics down below.

We buzz the hills, we reach the space,
Where eagles don't get to fly.
We pierce the clouds,
We brave the Sun
We have our lunch in the sky.

(Refrain)

Load the bombs, load the bombs, 

Get those missiles flying 

Load the bombs, load the bombs,

Let's get that Ivan running,

Load the bombs, load the bombs,

Afterburner on! 

Run them down, out of town,

Phantoms over Moscow.

(Extra to the first refrain):

Hear the radio say, Burn Kremlin down!

See the missiles rain on the town!

Bombs and rockets,

Phantoms over Moscow!

Russian wenches are crying 

It was a nasty dogfight

We bombed the tanks

We zapped the skanks 

All 'fore the day's early light.

REFRAIN 

Phantoms over Moscow!

From White to Black Sea we roam

We bust railroads and trucks 

In Siberia we shot Ivan 

Tomorrow it's Iran

We don't do this for bucks!

REFRAIN 

Phantoms over Moscow!

Our mighty jets shot down commies 

In Middle East and Vietnam

We got no heart 

We hit them hard 

We're back again for Grand Slam!

REFRAIN

The Lufwaffe song, TRANSLATED:

We feel in the depths and heights1

The eagle's bold fortune!

We climb up to the gates

Of the sun,

We leave the Earth behind.

 

Comrade! Comrade!

The girls have to wait!

Comrade! Comrade!

The order is given, we start!

Comrade! Comrade!

The order is known:

Reach the enemy! Reach the enemy!

Bombs on England!

 

Do you hear the engines singing:

Reach the enemy!

Do you hear it ringing in their ears:

Reach the enemy!

Bombs! Bombs!

Bombs on England!

 

We're facing the British lion

For the final decisive blow.

We give our judgement.

A world empire is collapsing.

This will be our proudest day!

Comrade! Comrade! The girls...

 

We fly to the Vistula and Warthe

We fly in Polish land

We hit it hard

The enemy army

With lightning and bombs and fire

Comrade! Comrade! The girls...

 

So became the new weapons

Baptized and consecrated in fire.

From the Rhine to the sea

The flying army,

So we're ready for action.

The German lyrics:

Wir fühlen in Horsten und Höhen1

Des Adlers verwegenes Glück!

Wir steigen zum Tor

Der Sonne empor,

Wir lassen die Erde zurück.

 

Kamerad! Kamerad!

Alle Mädels müssen warten!

Kamerad! Kamerad!

Der Befehl ist da, wir starten!

Kamerad! Kamerad!

Die Losung ist bekannt:

Ran an den Feind! Ran an den Feind!

Bomben auf Engelland!

 

Hört ihr die Motoren singen:

Ran an den Feind!

Hört ihr's in den Ohren klingen:

Ran an den Feind!

Bomben! Bomben!

Bomben auf Engelland!

 

Wir stellen den britischen Löwen

Zum letzten entscheidenden Schlag.

Wir halten Gericht.

Ein Weltreich zerbricht.

Das wird unser stolzester Tag!

Kamerad! Kamerad! Alle Mädels . . . .

 

Wir fliegen zur Weichsel und Warthe

Wir fliegen ins polnische Land

Wir trafen es schwer

Das feindliche Heer

Mit Blitzen und Bomben und Brand

Kamerad! Kamerad! Alle Mädels . . . .

 

So wurde die jüngste der Waffen

Im Feuer getauft und geweiht.

Vom Rhein bis zum Meer,

Das fliegende Heer,

So steh'n wir zum Einsatz bereit.

The Parasitic Sciences

graphology - The idea swiped from forensic handwriting analysis, where samples of handwriting are compared, but not used to deduce the nature of a definite person, as is done by the fraudster graphologists for job interviews and similar services.

crystal power - a fantasy based on not understanding quartz clocks. Quartz stone can vibrate according to a specific current channeled to it under well known and measurable engineering parameters. When sitting by itself on a windowsill, it is just a piece of lifeless, solid mass of silicon and oxygen, known chemically as silicon dioxide. In fine powdery form it can impart chronic pulmonary deceases if inhaled, so there is none of its wondrous magic.

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